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Then I put on this dress, mailed a letter of complaint to a local business, and knit myself a couch cover. I was supposed to go to my weekly meeting of the Old Biddies Club, but I'm on probation for being too crotchety.
Nah, just kidding. You guys know I can't knit.
Anyway, I picked up that dress at Goodwill for 7 dollars. Highway robbery, I know, but here's what you don't know about that floral monstrosity up there. It has a full circle skirt, and pockets. Those of you who know me (ie. probably everyone bothering to read this blog) know that I think it's a crime that so much womens' clothing is sans-pockets. You think I *want* to fumble frantically through my purse every time my phone goes off? Or that I even want to carry that purse when I go out? No. I like pockets. Every dress, skirt, and pair of pants on Earth should have them.
But I digress. The dress above is not worth 7 dollars, but the dress I thought I could make? Yeah. I thought, with a simple chop of about a foot or twelve off the skirt, this would make a really cute, 50s style sundress. The top was a little wonky though; initially I thought the neckline was cute but after putting it on again at home and wandering around for a bit to figure out the fit, I realized that it was just a bit too high to be comfortable. The top was also really tight across the top of the bust, so there was a weird, flattening effect that wasn't exactly becoming.
Chop! In order to improve the fit, I cut a significant dip in the neckline. I also discovered some fabric damage on the top back where the fabric was fraying right at the seams, so I cut that down as well.
I sewed a zig-zag stitch over the edges of the raw fabric to help control fraying, as well as attach the 3 layers of the dress-top to each other (2 fabric layers with some sort of shaper in between). Then a little seam binding in a complimentary colour went all the way around the neckline to cover up that raw edge without the annoyance of having to roll over a curved edge.
I put my dress on again and drew a little chalk line where I wanted the shortened hem to hit. With the dress laid out on the floor again (because my table is too full of junk right now and I was trying to watch TV at the same time) I measured out my new hem and chopped again.
Now because a sewing project just isn't a sewing project without at least 1 big, annoying screw up, I started sewing a layer of the same seam binding from the neckline around the bottom hem as well. I measured it quick and then instead of pinning, which was time consuming, just set it as I went.
And then about a half a foot from the end, I realized I hadn't measured properly. Big gap. No extra seam binding, because I was using a pack I got from the Reuse Centre. I'm assuming it's from about 19-dickety-6 because it cost 10 cents new, so I didn't have a lot of hope of finding a match at a store.
So out came the seam ripper. Of course. Many minutes later, I was winding the seam binding back up and double-folding my fabric for a new hem. Dress back on, tried it out. Weird gaping at the neckline. I put in a little panel and tried my dress back on. I had thought a belt might fix the slight bag caused by the elastic waistline but I just ended up with a weird, tucked-in look the second I moved. Darts. Put the dress back on. That's the issue with making something for yourself - it's very difficult to pin and fit something that is on your own body, so you're constantly taking everything on and off.
The fit was pretty well as good as I was going to get, but there was still something wrong. Maybe it was this:
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Okay, that's pretty damn loud. I knew that in Goodwill, but I thought reducing the sheer amount of it would help. And it did, but not quite enough. So it was time to dump this dress into a blue dye bath. I went easy on it, just enough to tone the brightness down.
Side by side, you can see there's still a lot of colour and the pattern is still nice and clear, but the yellow and pink have been toned down. It's a little less painful to look at. I might make it darker yet, but I think I'm happy with it for the moment.
So...done?